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Matt Uni

A royal blooded and handsome lad, with a very charismatic and jestic character, a chick magnet indeed, loves dogs and loves girls so much
I remeber Matt Uni, he is indeed a stunner
by Matt Uni June 7, 2021
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Matt

That kid sitting behind you in the car with a massive shlong and has the dankest of personality. He tends to lick his fingers when your not looking for good luck
Dude a Matt is behind me and I’m so hard right now? Yes I’m so hard right now!
by Rankingcock August 17, 2021
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matt giammanco

a kid with lots of moles who likes 9 year olds
by Connor Waiting October 19, 2020
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Matt Memeo

My Physics of the universe teacher that gave me a C in high school
by sdgueoagw November 18, 2019
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Matt

A no good man who talks a lot about nothing actually important. Cheats on you with Jessica. Has a large penis but doesn't know how to use it. Says derp a lot (loser). Handsome but short
Did you see Matt today?
Yeah I saw his dick print through his sweatpants but there was nothing good other than that
by smartgirl108 January 14, 2024
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matt rich

Always complaining broke but yet always buying things!
by lickapuss February 12, 2015
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You're Matt Damon

Johnny: "Remember when I predicted this would happen? Looks like I was right.
Jenny: "You're Matt Damon"
by P_Low September 13, 2023
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