Matt Swift

The best LSA ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Swift is the best!

by qasdfgbnsasdcvb nbfdenm n June 28, 2022

Matt

For me, Matt is the most Loveable, Sweetest, Caring, Charming, I can't explain how amazing he is. He makes me so happy, well he made me happy. Matt will sometimes leave if he's going through something hard.

Person 1: Who is that?

Me: Oh, that is just Matt :)

Me: I love him <3

by mina love you October 30, 2021

Matt Bellassai

To chug wine very fast which is not pleasant, but sometimes necessary, and gets you drunk faster. Named after the social media personality of the same name who guzzles wine before telling it how it is. The action will cause you to make weird faces like Matt does in his videos, but will get you drunk faster and help you quickly finish a glass (or bottle) of wine.

Me: Hey our Uber is almost here; Matt Bellassai that shit!

My friend: *chugs the wine* Oh god, that’s rough! Ok, I’m ready. Let’s do this!

by CarmaJ November 28, 2019

Matt

The pengist ting alive all the girls stare at his thikkkkkkk man boooty

Omg Matt is sooooo fit 🤤🤤🤤🤤

by PandaFalls November 4, 2019

Matt

Someone who is better than a genesis

Matt is better at everything
Genesis= fail

by Jk0264 February 25, 2021

Matt

Less famous than his son

“Matt's such a big boy”

by TKerslake November 23, 2021

Sober Matt

A music teacher that talks shit on Discord about anything on his mind.

"what the fuck did you say Sober Matt?

by sulima May 21, 2023