Guy who looks like my dad who has midlife crisis. Grows long beard because he is lazy to cut it. Also is biggest nerd that ever lived. He is greatly prepared for life. He can eat everything, even thing that he finds on ground. He doesn't need anybody, he has sigma male grindset.
Look at that hobo he could be Matthew
by Blund3r November 21, 2021
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Get the Matthewmug. Matthew Wickey is a very nice person. Known to be tall and big. He has a great personality and a nice face. He is musically talented and a smart and witty man. He is fun to hang around but his awesomeness can get overwhelming. All in all he is a grate man.
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Matthew Billy is a brain disorder in which one man is missing brain cells and he believes he is black when he is pure Caucasian.
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by Timothy1 👑 May 28, 2020
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