Left Lobing

The act of stroking one's left ear lobe while making eye contact with a cute member of the opposite sex. Touching the soft folds of the left ear lobe evokes a casual eroticism sadly lacking from the more commonly used blatant across-the-bar stare.

OMG, dude, she is totally Left Lobing you!

by slabbinpits February 12, 2012

Leftovers Playlist

Super awesome tracks that dropped in the past 7 days but never got posted on the CrackBeetz website.

Go check out the Leftovers Playlist on www.CrackBeetz.com

by crackbeetz March 13, 2012

Left Behind Republican Party

The remnants of the Republican Party, left in tatters, subsequent to the so-called Tea Party Movement manifestation. The Left Behind Republican Party is constituted of the leftovers, the politicians who were simply too single-minded and too corrupt to change over. As a result, there are now TWO Republican Parties. The Left Behind facet is a double entendre allusion to the popular book and film series, Left Behind, which focuses on the Christian Fundamentalist doctrine of "The Rapture".

The Left Behind Republican Party will certainly not earn Mitt Romney's endorsement since he believes in Women's Rights, or at least says that he does.

by The Grottomaster September 13, 2012

Lefteses

The process of being pure awesome.

Lukmous was very lefteses which made Bare want to play LoL.

by That Guy Writing the Words October 31, 2012

left life

left life is a group of people who go around and do crazy shit and are always what everybody is talking about plus all the girls like them they are always doing fun shit
it's a life style you live by left life you got bed doing crazy shit and wake up and have fun

Man I sure wish I was part of the left life.

Tommy: dude this stupid I'm so bored
Alex: I'm not I'm living the left lifestyle it's always fun

Tommy: I want to be in it

by big daddy pimpin August 25, 2013

left handed comment

A comment made with the intent of being condesinding or a smart ass.

did you hear her make that Left Handed Comment like you didnt have a clue: "This is BS, I hope you know that!"

by BSpatrole November 8, 2013

Left-handed Sponge

A product that has been over-engineered for a too specific purpose. A product is usually considered to be a left-handed sponge when it is marketed with a very specific purpose, yet another cheaper generic multi-purpose product can easily be used in its place.

Did you get some chain lube for your bike? Nah, it's a left-handed sponge. I just use WD-40.

by seanmft April 23, 2014