kick your ass in HD

1. A beating so intense, you wish Chuck Norris had given it to you.
2. Receiving an ass whooping so good that you could have sworn it was in HD.

guy 1: " Do that again and I'll kick your ass in HD!!!"
guy 2: " Wait, don't yu mean 3D?"
guy 1: "No, 3D makes it come closer to you, HD makes your ass beating look better."
guy 2: "...wow that's intense man."

by Jormungandr & Komodo May 23, 2011

clock-kicking status

when one gets so drunk that they somehow end up kicking the clock off the wall.

"Wanna get drunk?""how drunk?""clock-kicking status"

by camie September 23, 2007

KICK OFF WEEKEND

Memorial Day Weekend - AN EXCUSE TO GET DRUNK AT 11 AM 3 days in a row.

KICK OFF WEEKEND

by BDONOVAN January 11, 2010

National kick Ambi day

Today is the day you can kick your friend Amber who likes to be called Ambi

" Today is October 28 which means it's national kick Ambi day" said Bobb

by YOU_SUCKKK October 23, 2019

Kick the bitch out of you

To kick one's ass so terribly that their bitchy attitude vanishes for all eternity.

Shaniqua, don't make me kick the bitch out of you.

by EmpireCrowning May 12, 2014

National Kick a simp day

October 12 you can kick every simp you know

Tom:Caleb it’s national kick a simp day I’m gonna kick you.

by No simps October 11, 2020

San Marino Kick Off

A tactic in "Rocket League" where you leave your net open during a KICKOFF to allow your opponent to score.

"Yo Luke, do the San Marino Kick Off."

by Nxah June 02, 2023