clock-kicking status

when one gets so drunk that they somehow end up kicking the clock off the wall.

"Wanna get drunk?""how drunk?""clock-kicking status"

by camie October 5, 2007

KICK OFF WEEKEND

Memorial Day Weekend - AN EXCUSE TO GET DRUNK AT 11 AM 3 days in a row.

KICK OFF WEEKEND

by BDONOVAN January 11, 2010

National kick in the face day

Grab friend and kick them in the face

NATIONAL KICK IN THE FACE DAY

by tastephenson December 9, 2020

National Kick a simp day

October 12 you can kick every simp you know

Tom:Caleb it’s national kick a simp day I’m gonna kick you.

by No simps October 11, 2020

eat cocks and kick rocks

if you tell someone this its probably because you hate the fuck outta them and they stick around anyway and you just want them to go away. similar to saying go choke on a dick :)

"henry, I don't give a fuck about your moms bunions, go eat cocks and kick rocks"

by R. Marie S. January 27, 2020

Hill billy roundhouse kick

A fight where 2 naked hill Billy's (typically from mississippi) fight eachother naked with shit smeared on there bodies on a trampoline

"Hey Bobby my uncle Eugene is having a hill billy roundhouse kick later on spooner street"

by Scottdaddysuperhot November 11, 2021

International kick dick day

A day where you can kick men in the dick

Girl/boy: *kicks dick
Boy/ “ouch! What was that for?”
Girl/boy: “it's International kick dick day!”
Boy: “oh, okay!

by Subscribe to Technoblade April 11, 2021