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Jizz Jam

It's like those concerts where drummers play with paint on their drums, but you know... it's jizz.
You guys wanna have a jizz jam session later? I've been saving loads in a jar (some would call it a jizz jam jar).
by deanofjizz April 27, 2022
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Jizz Tin

Yeah im bouta splash some jizz tins!
by 22thgohas December 31, 2021
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eating jizz

When you eat something you think is one thing, but it turns out to be something else. Like trying to eat frosting but it turns out to be Crisco.
I ate jizz when I was 8. I felt so embarrased. I'm going to make sure I'm not eating jizz again.
by Wifflum January 2, 2022
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Neck Jizz

The neck jizz refers to a subcategory of the strong pull-out game. It is a form of male ejaculation that may occur when you hit it from the back. Thereby, the jizz shoots out so paranormally strong, it accidentally lands on the neck instead of the booty.
"So how was your booty call with Dr. Baby?"
"Damn girl, he pulled out from behind and came so hard - it all landed on my neck."

"Holy fuck, I guess you received a classical neck jizz".
by Phat_Ass_Lindi January 17, 2022
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Jizz

Jizz was a genre of music. Jizz-wailers were musicians who specialized in the genre. Max Rebo and his band were popular Jizz-wailers.
I was at the cantina listening to some jizz.
by james danko January 20, 2022
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Jizz

White sticky awesome succulent goo from pp
Oh daddy i just JIZZED all over you're beatuiful face
by WeinerSoBig.CUM November 11, 2022
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Joaquin's Jizz Juicer

The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through
HOLY FUCK, HE GOT THE JOAQUIN'S JIZZ JUICER, GET ME ONE OF THOSE
by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022
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