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Whitser Mud Pie

When you mix poop, water, vomit, and 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda in a cup, and then fuck your girl missionary.. then pull out and act like you're about to nut on her tits, but instead of nutting, you grab the cup from behind you and dump it on her chest.
She forgot to put mayonnaise on the sandwich I took to work this morning, so I gave her a whitser mud pie to return the favor.
by Jimmy the Human September 19, 2018
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Sandy Mud Flaps

A middle eastern woman that wears thong underwear way too small for her that her lips hangs out of the sides.
Are those camel toes or her sandy mud flaps
by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal January 11, 2020
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funny mud pee

An English phrase which has similar pronunciations with a Chinese dirty talk: fang nimade pi, which literary means 'fart your motherfucker' or 'fart your mother's fart'. Basically a rude expression of 'go to hell' or 'fuck off'.

The origin is under one of Donald Trump's tweets. He claims that the Covid-19 is 'Chinese virus', and Chinese people used this word to present their disdain for him.
'Donald Trump is a good president.'
'Funny mud pee!'
by DDDDDCTXRBIA March 25, 2020
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Nevada Mud Stomp

When you are visiting Las Vegas must take a shit but the toilet is occupied. So you poop in the shower and stomp it down the drain.
Johnny was taking forever in the bathroom so I was force to do the Nevada Mud Stomp.
by The HurrocaneThe Hurricane August 14, 2017
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Mississippi Mud Cricket

Act of sticking a finger in your sister's ass then using the feces cover to finger her until she closes her legs
"Did you hear Skeeter gave his sister a Mississippi Mud Cricket last night? Heard her screaming from across the trailer lot."
by Johnny Walker 777 January 11, 2022
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Funny Mud Pee

Fuuny Mud Pee means that a person is talking nonsense or falsehood, which does not exist at all or is fictional. The word indicates that you are disdainful and indicates a negative emotion.
This indicates a strong condemnation or dissatisfaction
This word is very offensive and is generally not used.
-The Novel Coronavirus is called Chinese Virus.
-Funny mud pee!
by True Reality March 25, 2020
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Mud Me

A person who particarlarly prefers a man's penile region in or near their rectal area.

Has no relation to the offroading or Jeep lifestyle .
Austin knew he had gotten himself into a particularly sticking situation when he discovered that her license plate read "Mud Me"
by Are u joshin me June 26, 2017
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