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The Boy Game

A game where you try to win. Usually when you are away on a trip or not in your home town. The scoring is:
Eye Contact - 1
Smile - 2
Talk - 3
Hug - 5
Ask for your number - 10
Put their arm around you - 11
Picture with/of them - 15
Kiss on the cheek - 25
Kiss - 50
Hook Up (Makeout) - 100/you win
"Hey, lets play the boy game."
"I already started and got 15 points, these three guys were talking with me"
"OMG, were they cute?!?!"
"Hells yea, they wanted my number"
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gamefaqs 

A site where you can read game walkthroughs, polls, and the message board, where you can chat about games and other things. Seems like a gamer's dream come true, right, WRONG!

I signed up for it, thinking it would be good, but it is horrible! This site is run by CJayC and his lackeys, the Gamefaqs moderaters. The mod's goal is to spoil the fun. There are many strict rules, you can't even say bitch. And if you say something "offensive", you are screwed! You can't even speak your mind! If you diss the mods, you are screwed!

So, if you break the rules, what happens? Well, you have a karma system. It's kinda like experience points. Post a day, you get one karma point. When you get enough karma, you can post more. Yes, you are limited to posting until 75 karma. If you break a rule, it will be deleted, and you might lose 3 karma. It's called a moderated message. Post something really bad,like dissing the mods, and you lose 10 karma and get "warned."

Keep posting bad things, you get banned. You can talk to a mod if you think the moderation is unfair, but they will usually be a smartass and won't listen to you. I was banned because I said to close a topic.


The rules are nearly impossible to follow, so don't botter with GameFUCKS.
The mods are nothing but nerds!
It starts out like this...

That was you typing "Gamefaqs" in your Internet address bar.

Saturday night, don't you have ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?!?!?!?

Course you don't, cuz you're a gamefaqs n00b...

You don't have a girlfriend or any friends.

the next part is hard to understand

Well, what the fuck?

You're laughing your ass off, but then you refresh the page...

What's THAT!? Is that a yellow strip?

IT'S A MODERATED MESSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya better check it! Ya gotta check it! Or you'll lose your precious karma, your precious karma, your precious karma, you'll lose your precious kaaaaaaaaaarrrrrmmmmmmma!

http://gamefaqssongforgreatjustice.ytmnd.com/
Better check it
gamefaqs by kefka36 July 23, 2008
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Gentlemen's Game 

Any indoor or outdoor activity that exhibits an extreme amount of rules and etiquettes which at first seem to be counterintuitive but in reality, the only way it can be.
Golf is often considered a gentlemen's game - you've gotta have all these irons, drivers, and hybrids with all these accessories and your grass has to be so and so... all to see who can hit a ball into the hole first.
Gentlemen's Game by ZBL June 10, 2013

Game Informer 

A magazine peddled by Gamestop to everyone that can't say no to their 10% off used game card offer. Most of the news tends to be outdated if you have an internet connection and the reviews tend to say "this game is awesome/sucks" by using as many words as possible. Useful for the pictures, sometimes interesting interviews, and the occasional exclusive. Has crushed the competition because of its unfair leverage as part of the Gamestop Empire.
Friend 1: Dude, did you see what they said in Game Informer about the new Halo?!
Friend 2: I already about read that a month ago on the internet.
Friend 1: Oh...

Friend 1: I have a Gamestop discount card! I also get a subscription to Game Informer.
Friend 2: Isn't that unfair to everyone else with a magazine that doesn't have a store tie-in?
Friend 1: I don't care, I just wanted that guy at the counter to shut up.
Game Informer by lovely chaos January 18, 2009

game buff 

1. Having a physique that is muscular, but lacks definition. Look is often crafted through bench press, pull ups, bicep curls, but no other activity. (See. West Coast rapper The Game)
2. A person who is in good phsyical shape, but not aesthetically pleasing.
3. A strong but unathletic physique
4. A popular training regimen adopted by frat boys
1. "I ain't goin' to the gym mang. I'll get game buff in my back yard."
2. Warren Sapp is game buff.
3. "Dude, Tyler came back from summer break game buff. He needs to get his ass on a treadmill."
game buff by Buddy123 January 30, 2007

game train 

Refers to the vast success of one man in picking up girls in one or more nights, due to the individual flawlessly spitting game.
Trevor started rolling out the game train and the ladies couldn't resist.
game train by Aman+Adog November 10, 2010

Galedictorian 

A subgroup of audacious, genuinely smart ladies. Like valedictorians, they’re capable of demonstrating high intelligence while living like normal people
“Apparently Elizabeth Warren is running for President. Wasn’t she the governor of Massachusetts?” - Kevin

“Yeah, probably, but Elizabeth is one heck of a galedictorian. She’s a woman who is both smart and strong.” - Will

“We’ve came a long way since the 19th amendment was ratified!” - Kevin

*Kevin and Will fist bump*
Galedictorian by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020