to consume whipped cream out of a naked human's bunghole; a sweeter, more refined, elegant, calorie-providing cousin of the rusty trombone
Kenny: "So the boyfriend and I finally took things to the next level last night...tooted the frosty french horn all night and went through 10 Reddi-whip cans!"
Asher: "You mean there's something tighter than the ol' rusty trombone??"
Kenny: "Oh man you have not lived until you've added whipped cream to the mix!"
Asher: "Looks like Friday night is finally gonna feel alright!"
Asher: "You mean there's something tighter than the ol' rusty trombone??"
Kenny: "Oh man you have not lived until you've added whipped cream to the mix!"
Asher: "Looks like Friday night is finally gonna feel alright!"
by My names Dave and I'm stuntman March 13, 2015
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After consuming an excessive amount of cannabis, wine, and cigarettes with a woman until she’s almost blacked out, you violate her with brutal anal sex and manage to make her believe the next day that it was consensual.
Jimmy: "Yo, mate, how did you do her last night, then?"
Chad: "Um, it was like a real French crime... you know what I mean?"
Chad: "Um, it was like a real French crime... you know what I mean?"
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Get the Colorado French Omelet mug.A sexual act in which a male picks a female up, shoves them into a ceiling fan, and proceeds to fuck them, wether if they are dead or not.
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