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Fuck The Free World

An unrealistic thought of fucking the entire world at no expense to the fucker or fuck-ee(s)
Johnny: wooah mama, I'm gonna fuck the free world.

Judd: Man, thats unrealistic, fucking the world would cause some sort of disease I'm sure.
by Tim Schell February 15, 2009
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Free State Project

A project (joke) started by a group of paranoid right-wing nutjobs in 2001 with the goal of moving 20,000 Ron Paul ass-kissers/people who masturbate to "Atlas Shurgged" to New Hampshire in hopes of influencing the New Hampshire primary and local state politics. As of August 2009, only 750 members have moved to the Granite State, meaning the FSP has accomplished less than 4% of their initial goal.

Their organization is utterly ridiculous and their members usually rely on pathetic stunts and continuous whining to get what they want, which includes the privatization of otherwise public goods and services. The final goal of the project is to have New Hampshire secede from the rest of the USA, an action which was tried by the Confederate States for similar reasons and failed miserably.
The other day I saw some members of the Free State Project protesting public education down in Concord, and the day before that I saw a bunch of them protesting universal health care in Portsmouth. I take it public services take away our liberty.
by 603explorer August 14, 2009
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Fear-Free Math

When math-fearful believers need no longer suffer, if they would look up to Jesus, who died for them on the cross, whose blood has paid for every deliverance and healing of their addictions and afflictions—and this includes their freedom from mathophobia.
God can restore confidence in someone’s attitude towards math, be it by directing them to a better teacher, tutor, or textbook, because He wants them to live a fear-free math lifestyle.
by MathPlus January 8, 2019
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free range boning

noun meaning having intercourse around the house or outside, in areas that intercourse is not usually had; wandering sex.
After his parents left, we participated in some free range boning to feel a little adventurous.
by lindseyrockstar October 15, 2010
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Gettin the cow for free

Have sex (oral or otherwise) for no money or any sentimental value .
"I be gettin the cow for free tonight ! Holler!
by jackoffinyourtoast July 11, 2010
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radio-free zone

(noun) Geographical areas that have a very low population, and therefore few if any radio stations.
You're driving across the southwest tomorrow? Better bring plenty of music along with you; it's a radio-free zone down there.
by exstock April 8, 2009
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free-range child

A child with few rules and boundaries, allowed to explore the world without correction unless danger is imminent
My free-range child taught herself how to climb a ladder correctly yesterday.
by Raynemom June 8, 2014
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