by iamcool31153115 November 29, 2021
A foot goblin, or most commonly known as a feet goblin, is a person or animal who attacks the feet. For instance, when your cat attacked your foot, that is what foot, goblin would be described as.
Guy 1: dude get off my feet!
Guy 2: you can’t walk no more ha ha
Guy 1: dude you’re being such a foot goblin right now.
Guy 2: you can’t walk no more ha ha
Guy 1: dude you’re being such a foot goblin right now.
by Belle boo April 22, 2023
An incredible folk punk band from Portland, Oregon. The band consists of Teague Cullen and some of his family and friends. The band has been mostly inactive, but in extremely late 2021 they posted a song entitled Cornflake Eyes to YouTube, their first activity since around 2017. Pretty kickass with great songs, I definitely recommend it.
A: Dude, Foot Ox posted a new song on YouTube almost a year ago.
B: I thought that guy was dead.
A: So did I.
B: I thought that guy was dead.
A: So did I.
by s3r4ph1m October 03, 2022
by John Henryz June 25, 2010
1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings
2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear
3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain
2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear
3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain
1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot
2) I have hooker foot from those new heels
3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate
2) I have hooker foot from those new heels
3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate
by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013
When you walk up and grab the tip of your Work best friend’s dick and pinch it so it looks like a chicken foot.
Hey, did you see me walk up and chicken foot John over there. I really had him by the tip of the dick.
by Notthatlow April 06, 2025