When a man puts a woman's feet on his shoulders during missionary sex, simulating a pair of earrings
Guy one: Hey man! I saw you at the party with Amy last night, get lucky?
Guy two: Oh yeah, I gave her the ol' Reebok earrings
Guy two: Oh yeah, I gave her the ol' Reebok earrings
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Get the .9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》In The Country Of Ears, Nose, & Throat {United States Of America}, What Makes You Think I Will Help You Through The Woes Of Your Horoscopes《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9. mug.Brad: Yo cuh your ears are flopping like a dam bird with this crazy wind.
Cuh: My Mexican American grandmother called them tortilla ears and would punish me cause of them.
Brad: how so??
Cuh: she would pour al pastor meat on them and make her dog lick them off my ears in front of the retirement home crew .
Brad: that's wild.
Cuh: word.
Cuh: My Mexican American grandmother called them tortilla ears and would punish me cause of them.
Brad: how so??
Cuh: she would pour al pastor meat on them and make her dog lick them off my ears in front of the retirement home crew .
Brad: that's wild.
Cuh: word.
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A new trend dental scam, mainly abroad in places like Turkey, you could get scammed out of your money entirely, paying for services that don’t even exist, sometimes from non-existent online dentists. Often, they’ll grind down perfectly good teeth, leaving you with a cartoonish, exaggerated smile. Then, you have to return to the UK to fix the damage, which can cost tens of thousands of pounds. It’s basically the dental equivalent of having wool pulled over your eyes, leaving you with a mouthful of regret and a hefty bill to fix it back home.
A new trend dental scam, mainly abroad in places like Turkey, you could get scammed out of your money entirely, paying for services that don’t even exist, sometimes from non-existent online dentists. Often, they’ll grind down perfectly good teeth, leaving you with a cartoonish, exaggerated smile. Then, you have to return to the UK to fix the damage, which can cost tens of thousands of pounds. It’s basically the dental equivalent of having wool pulled over your eyes, leaving you with a mouthful of regret and a hefty bill to fix it back home.
Lee: Frank, have you seen Lewis's teeth? They’re well white, well nice! Bruv.
Frank: Don't be a muppet bruv! They look terrible, he looks like Bugs Bunny! LOL it's not hard to get the veneers pulled Under your ears these days bruv. LOL probably got well scammed out in Turkey bruv. LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: Don't be a muppet bruv! They look terrible, he looks like Bugs Bunny! LOL it's not hard to get the veneers pulled Under your ears these days bruv. LOL probably got well scammed out in Turkey bruv. LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
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