Jared's Ears

Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on

Man I got a real Jared's Ears on my balls

by Christophlak March 30, 2024

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Ear hole penetration

The act of spending a large amount of money of bacon flavored anal lube is smear in someone's ear and then FUCK THE SHIT out of there ear hole

Beckah: "sorry I can't go shopping with you ear head still hurts because me and my boyfriend Tyrone tried Ear hole penetration for the the first time last night"

by Mynameisjeff6942069 April 7, 2017

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ear basics

Ear Basics is the latest Personal Sound Amplification Product a.k.a PSPA. Ear Basics is being promoted as a "Hearing AID", which it is not. Read the complete "Ear Basics" review here, get to know what it actually does, how does it amplify the sound, what are the pros and cons of the Ear Basics.

Have you tried the as seen on tv "ear basics"

Is "ear basics" a hearing aid?

does "ear basics" really work?

by OspreyReviews June 22, 2019

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Danish Ear Infection

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection

Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....

by Vice420 August 20, 2020

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At first ear

it's like when you hear something for the first time.

At first ear, it sounds way cooler than my old fridge.

by kylerockwit June 6, 2024

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Ears day

happy ears day! Today (21st January) is the day we take pictures of our ears and create it as our whatsaap pfp so go ahead and have fun confusing people! Love from bskskbss💖💞💗💓💘💕

John why have you got ears in your profile pic? Because I can you cunt happy ears day

by Sallyyyytangali January 21, 2021

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