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EreA GANG

THIS FOG IS SO DENSE THERE MUST BE A EreA GANG MEMBER CLOSE BY
by O D O DOUBLE GG October 1, 2025
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erectlocution

Da "shocking" display of "birthday-suit" performing dat da King performed for da all-adult-male audience, as described by Huckleberry Finn in Chapter 23 of da book.
It is not actually stated whether da King had a hard-on during his "erectlocution" performance, but given both his advanced age and da large amount of alcohol dat he and da Duke were in da habit of consuming, it's doubtful dat said "old rascal" could have significantly "gotten it up" no matter what da time or setting.
by QuacksO January 3, 2026
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Relection Erection

When someone gets relected into the office and gets a boner a the same time.
When bush swore in the office he turned around and got a relection erection.
by Arocka7 April 3, 2009
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Expecto Erectus

A spell in which you put on a guy, and his penis gets erected, unless you are fat.
Tyrone: Yo bitch! I'm gonna knock dat tit right ndown to da core!

Yopani: Expecto Erectus!
Tyrone: Aw shit man! What da hell did you do dat? Fuckin bonars...
Yopani: You asked fo it man.
Tyrone: go down man! go down! I aint ready!
by IBEREAL! May 31, 2011
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Plentymaximum Erectus

1. A male syndrome derived from using massive amounts of male enhancement drugs while watching porn movies.
2. Any massive dosage of male enhancement drugs over a period of 24 hours.
At first the doctors thought it might be Plentymaximum Erectus or a Viagra Virus which locked up his hard drive.
by keithmorin July 24, 2011
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herbus erectus

A very horn dinosaur looking for sex with females
Sir one dinosaur was a herbus erectus
by Thomas jordan December 17, 2014
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neuro-erectiledysfunction

The inability of your brain to translate the desire to "get it on" into the muscular activation of doing so. It fails to excite the antigravity muscles, such as the gastrocsoleus, levator scapula, and the penis.
My buddy had his mojo stolen by his girlfriend, now he's got neuro-erectiledysfunction.
by Neuro-geekus January 16, 2016
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