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Ear Sexual Assault

Used to describe something that makes your eardrums vibrate intensely and makes it uncomfortable to hear like nails on a chalkboard
Oh bruh what the fuck is this it feels like Ear Sexual Assault
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Ear service

Someone who hears you but isn’t actually listening or gives a shit. They will nod and act like they care but have hardly a clue of what you said. People who “listen” to you talk but just so they can respond and they like to hear themselves talk. Similar to lip service but with your ears. Pretending to listen.
“Hey did your girlfriend tell you about her doctors visit?”

“Yeah but I had to give her ear service cause she wouldn’t shut up after 15 minutes.”
by Pink panther 89 April 15, 2019
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Ear licking

Q: Who’s he on the phone to now?
A: His manager, he’s doing some ear licking trying to get on some more work trips.
by Jowin July 23, 2024
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Ear muff

When a women’s breasts are so long and droopy they cover your ears when you go down on her.
Man this chick from tinder ear muffed me last night.
by Slagehammer October 3, 2019
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ear limpet

Someone on the telephone who simply will NOT hang up, but keeps on talking...and talking... and talking... and talking.
"That woman would not hang up. She's such an ear limpet.
by rune December 12, 2010
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pick up ears

Pick up ears listen to your favorite song
by Make tyga September 11, 2021
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Turkish Ear Tickle

Two people that both put their penis inside of one persons opposite ears. They then ejaculate and go to the opposite ear and slurp out the ejaculatory fluids. These people then spit the fluids into both nostrils of the person the Turkish Ear Tickle is being done too.
“Wow, that Turkish Ear Tickle was wild last night.” Jeff said.
by TheFreakyDictionary June 4, 2024
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