A man, usually one who is rather socially inept, whose only sexual activity is pleasuring himself to Internet porn, gay or straight, thereby coining the term, "e-jack."
Bob is so inexperienced and horny, so he just sits in front of his computer every night e-jacking to every well-endowed muscle man he can find. He needs to get a life!
by Angie Keekleman May 19, 2007
A standard industry term used in email marketing to describe the act of "blasting" a message out to a group of hundreds or thousands of people simultaneously, similar to the act of "blasting" a verbal message out with a loud speaker. Typically used to differentiate between two-way email interactions (where a customer emails a question and the company responds), and one-way bulk email interactions (such as newsletters or promotions).
by gobo760 June 30, 2013
someone whos very emotional and is not afraid to cry who owns more than two sweaters and is basically always sad
by monica_250 August 06, 2005
Short for Ellensburg, WA. A rural town in eastern Washington. Limited entertainment available, including: Campus U-Totem, Rossow's U-Totem, Fred Meyers, lots of antique stores, farms, bars, and a rodeo.
Ellensburg is also home to the Central Washington University Wildcats.
Ellensburg is also home to the Central Washington University Wildcats.
by desertrose April 30, 2006
An E-man is a kind person with great potential, but is far to fucking stuborn for his own good. Also thier luck tends to fluctuate alot.
Damn, he is a real e-man, I tells ya! A bird shat on him yesterday, but he beat me in halo 3 times in a row.
by lunpa ^^ May 08, 2004
Ebay; one of the worlds most common websites.
Don't trust sellers from there if you are buying designer products! Many lie and say they are authentic, but they are not!
Don't trust sellers from there if you are buying designer products! Many lie and say they are authentic, but they are not!
seller: i promise you this louis vuitton alma bag is 100% authentic or your money back!
buyer: yay that's cool! *orders it and spends $1500*
buyer: (recieves package and purse)
buyers friend: ewwwww your purse is a FAAAKEEEEE!!
buyer: no its 100% authentic!!
buyers friend: no its not hun. i know what replicas and knockoffs of louis vuitton look like. you have one.
buyer: but i spend almost $2000 on a fake purse!!!!! and they promised it was real!!
buyer: (goes back to ebay, sends seller an email)
seller: (reads email and deletes) (laughs his head off because he ripped her off)
buyer: *cries for years*
buyer: yay that's cool! *orders it and spends $1500*
buyer: (recieves package and purse)
buyers friend: ewwwww your purse is a FAAAKEEEEE!!
buyer: no its 100% authentic!!
buyers friend: no its not hun. i know what replicas and knockoffs of louis vuitton look like. you have one.
buyer: but i spend almost $2000 on a fake purse!!!!! and they promised it was real!!
buyer: (goes back to ebay, sends seller an email)
seller: (reads email and deletes) (laughs his head off because he ripped her off)
buyer: *cries for years*
by Kellllllllly June 28, 2005
by hoochie_hater June 09, 2003