A mental illness that won’t go away and haunts me everyday of my life . It’s not a feeling it’s a mental illness
Dumb bitch: guys I’m so depressed
Depressed bitch: bitch no you’re fucking not. Just because you didn’t have enough money on you to buy your fat ass a donut doesn’t mean you’re depressed, you dumb bitch . Say you’re depressed when you have the letter your doctor gives you once you take the test to prove you have depression then I’ll fuckin let you off but you ain’t depressed you just a dumbass bitch .
Dumb bitch: Fak u
Depressed bitch: bitch no you’re fucking not. Just because you didn’t have enough money on you to buy your fat ass a donut doesn’t mean you’re depressed, you dumb bitch . Say you’re depressed when you have the letter your doctor gives you once you take the test to prove you have depression then I’ll fuckin let you off but you ain’t depressed you just a dumbass bitch .
Dumb bitch: Fak u
by B I G B O O T Y B I T C H April 24, 2018
Get the Depressionmug. by 🐝 bee June 11, 2018
Get the Type 7 depressionmug. by CumCorpse April 14, 2025
Get the Post-Fartum Depressionmug. A state of sadness/mental instability after leaving Salem College, where you had the best time of your life.
by Blablabla1810 July 31, 2021
Get the Post-Salem Depressionmug. Noun; The feeling of depression, sadness, or sads a person encounters after finishing any The Legend of Zelda game. This condition sets on immediately after the euphoria when the boss is beaten, as the player suddenly realizes that there is nothing new to play in the game, and he needs to find some other game or hobby to enjoy, similar to parting with a best friend after years of enjoyment.
Post-Zelda Depression, or PZD, can have a prognosis of anywhere between 2 days to the rest of one’s life, but typically lasts until a new Legend of Zelda game is released or bought.
Symptoms include sadness, extreme disappointment, and often hours of doing nothing since someone’s previous occupation has now been reduced to a repeating memory.
Post-Zelda Depression, or PZD, can have a prognosis of anywhere between 2 days to the rest of one’s life, but typically lasts until a new Legend of Zelda game is released or bought.
Symptoms include sadness, extreme disappointment, and often hours of doing nothing since someone’s previous occupation has now been reduced to a repeating memory.
I finished Ocarina of Time.
I finally slammed the Master Sword into Ganon’s head, and felt so proud. Then, I realized that the game freezes at the end of the credits. I wouldn’t get to explore my new world without Ganon.
I then realized that all I had left was stuff that I had already done — there were no post-boss tasks, no reward. Only the option to do it again and again.
I developed Post-Zelda Depression for a week. it felt like one of my friends had died. I longed to play more… to talk to Saria one more time…
Eventually , I was able to let it all go, especially after I bought the Wind Waker.
I finally slammed the Master Sword into Ganon’s head, and felt so proud. Then, I realized that the game freezes at the end of the credits. I wouldn’t get to explore my new world without Ganon.
I then realized that all I had left was stuff that I had already done — there were no post-boss tasks, no reward. Only the option to do it again and again.
I developed Post-Zelda Depression for a week. it felt like one of my friends had died. I longed to play more… to talk to Saria one more time…
Eventually , I was able to let it all go, especially after I bought the Wind Waker.
by ApolloJustice0713 March 4, 2023
Get the Post-Zelda Depressionmug. Its when you feel lost...like you dont know yourself , you forget yourself you don't know the meaning of life and it's like giving up, you've fought all along and stopped...you let your negativity and thoughts take over.
Its when your listening to depressing songs and reading the comment and realizing it hits different when you can relate to every single comment...you feel alone and friendless like your friends make you feel left out and not there to understand it just hurts :(
I'm going through it and I don't think it will end....
Its when your listening to depressing songs and reading the comment and realizing it hits different when you can relate to every single comment...you feel alone and friendless like your friends make you feel left out and not there to understand it just hurts :(
I'm going through it and I don't think it will end....
Person 1:Omg shes faking depression
Person 2:im not
Person 1:Such an attention seeker
Person 2:*walks away feeling worse and feeling like the world is against her/him and just nobody understands*
Person 2:im not
Person 1:Such an attention seeker
Person 2:*walks away feeling worse and feeling like the world is against her/him and just nobody understands*
by Imalostkidnothingmore February 3, 2021
Get the Depressionmug. by JohnReign September 8, 2021
Get the Depressed fat bitchmug.