Child

Something my uncle frank can't be within 100 feet of

"Oh hey look a child"
"Frank you should start running:

by MunkleMoment February 15, 2023

child of God

Madison Russell

Oh yeah, I'm innocent. Im a child of God.

by shortperson123 January 26, 2021

child

A way human differentiate themself, and are said to be a period of time where humans are suppose to enjoy their best time, full of lies that cover the truth.

Human: ah~ i had such great memory when i was a child.

human 2: what a time we had, i'll rather live in the lies rather than the truth

by stay with me~ November 14, 2022

child

a childish person who is extremely crazy, stupid and funny

alex: child come here!
amelia: IM NOT A CHILD
ella: actually, you fit the definition
alex: yeah, you do

by banana general March 11, 2022

love child

an offspring of two unmarried individuals, generally from a one night stand

“Midoriya, tell me are you really All Might’s secret love child or something?”

by vexing_chaos December 30, 2020

beat a child day

the one day of the year where you can beat whatever child you choose to beat.

"ayo did you know its beat a child day?"
"nah man i didnt"

by man this honestly sucks September 22, 2022

Child marriage

Marrying a child

Child marriage is legal in the Muslim world

by 459395 June 6, 2023