La Vida Cantina

Some place at the mall

“Oh you went to La Vida Cantina? That place at the mall??”

by Everyman July 5, 2021

Mark Clarence Canonigo Morato

November 21,2021
Mark Clarence Canonigo Morato will be A Highest Paid Super Model Soon.
He is a baddie but a softie too.

MARK CLARENCE CANONIGO MORATO is the one of the Highest Paid Super Model in this whole fucked up World.

by Mark Clarence Canonigo Morato November 20, 2021

SHIT BALL CANNON

One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.

Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.

Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 5, 2021

drew and cannon

Drew And Cannon. Both are dreamsexual E-boys who online date each other on discord.

Hey look it’s drew and cannon! … oh. It’s drew and cannon… gross

by BBQatDawn February 25, 2022

Powerful queen cannon

When a drumstick is shoved inside a woman, and the drumstick is fired out with enough force to stick to the wall.

After that powerful queen Cannon you'll never get the deposit back on the apartment

by Waldorfhysterica December 2, 2022

Splooge looge cantena

Home to town whore. Men frequent this home after hours and bars closing. Proprietor takes payment in cash or meth. Services offered are anal, pissing, blowjobs and pot pies.

Fuck dude think ill cash my check, get high, and head to see Amy at the old Splooge Looge Cantena.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023

The Polish Cannon

Nickname for Sebastian Janikowski from the media.

The Polish Cannon was one of the top kickers and partiers in college history.

by Coop Dupe February 17, 2023