Brandon

He's one geiy (gay) homoerotic boi

Don't be a Brandon

by Loserfligot October 5, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is a hoe.

Brandon is a man or a boy that thinks he is the shit but he is not.

by Ultimatebeast1738247 June 12, 2019

Awesome (brandon’s definition)

An adjective used to express affection and attraction toward an amazing woman when the user is kinda sorta bad expressing affection and attraction in normal ways.

Hey, (insert name) you’re really awesome (brandon’s definition) .....(loaded with hidden meaning)

by JustB November 17, 2020

Brandon Han

Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.

Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?

No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily

Oh is that why he gets no bitches?

No, that's because of his micropenis

by littlechineseboy123 February 5, 2024

Brandon

hot salad

Brandon loves hot salad

by refaifiefaerfsreergs June 30, 2022

Brandon

The world’s biggest knobhead. Also a great child of god.

That dude is such a Brandon...

by PunjabiWarrior March 6, 2018

Brandon

Generous lover, humanitarian, environmentalist. May wheel your grandma before he wheels you. Will show you the Eiffel Tower without taking you to Paris.

Wow that Brandon is hung like a horse

by Brandon Dart November 22, 2021