a brandon

Doing a brandon comes down to one of 2 scenarios 1. being too soft to partake in anything which may raise your heart rate sightly. Or 2. Being a selfish lazy cunt that is unable to enjoy new things or the outdoors.
Might do a brandon tonight and stay in all night.
by Alibaba2k21 February 23, 2021
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Brandonism

when you royally fuck something and your name is Brandon
Brandon royally fucked up the face book poll by adding way to many needless options ....pure Brandonism
by #ilovebrandon June 16, 2021
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Brandon

Someone who should never date anyone, especially if their name starts with M and ends with addy. Break up with him now. I’m serious. If his last name is Griffin, then you should probably dump him and throw him into a very deep ocean filled with sharks.
A person: I’m dating Brandon

Me: you’re making the worse choice in the world, leave while you can
by BrandonHater2009 April 24, 2025
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Brandon mazza

Likes to believe he is the mastermind and leader of the group but is just the discord admin. Also had most likely completed 100% of 75 games and watches over watch tournaments in ironically
Boss - Hey Chuck I’m giving you a promotion
Chuck - who made you the boss here
Boss - Wow your really being a Brandon Mazza today
by Cool person 69420 January 3, 2021
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Brandon

Brandon typically is very funny and has a great personality not only that he has a shlong and is very smart
Brandon is funny
by Coolestguy42069 March 1, 2019
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Brandon

Dude if you keep looking at those six year olds i’ll start calling you brandon.
by bigsket205 May 8, 2019
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