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Base My Balls

The act of cutting one’s dick off, and slapping his balls with it.
Woman: Hey, have you heard of that guy who asked his girlfriend to and quote, ‘base my balls?’

Man: Yea! It was on the news and everything.
by Iceleaf29 December 21, 2018
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plant-based

I'm a plant-based wine mom robosexual tinderella looking for my Prince charming ;) no hookups
by Roboflexible September 4, 2016
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Based Misogyny Paradox

The Based Misogyny Paradox refers to the phenomenon where upon taking “misogyny” to its logical end, one necessarily reaches the conclusion—just as a feminist would—that it is actually men who are to blame for every societal ill, due to the female sex’s inescapable dependence on male agency.
Feminist: “Men are responsible for every societal problem!”

Chad: “Yes! Including issues pertaining to modern women!”

Feminist: “Yes! Wait, how do you agree with me on this?”

Chad: “Because I am true misogynist, I have no choice but to blame men for everything.”

Feminist: “Oh f*ck you!”

Chad: “No thanks, you are fat and have blue hair.”

Feminist: *screeches unintelligibly*

- Based Misogyny Paradox
by Canadian Dissident August 3, 2023
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casket base

The opposite of a basket case.

Instead of being frazzled or overwhelmed even in trivial situations, a casket base is steadfast, cool, collected, and on top of their game even in dire, solemn situations.

Reliable in the “come in clutch” way
“I was a total mess at the picnic, I was losing things left and right!”

“Total basket case, I know.”

“Wish I was more of a casket base than a basket case.”

Never heard of it but I think I get what you mean.”
by el_OS June 21, 2024
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Based

Mark and Garu are so based
by Garu81717 November 6, 2020
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