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Asian Chopstixxx

When an Asian girl receives two erect penises at the same time from both her anus and vagina, while in a standing position, creating a chopstick effect with the two dongs.
Man, my buddy and I had a great night last night double chop sticking the Asian girl down the street. Hope she doesn't end up with an extra dumpling in the rice streamer. Never knew what an Asian Chopstixxx was until now.
by mXPhoeniX March 19, 2024
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asian ricebender

YOU WANT DAT FRY RICE
YOU WANT DAT FRY RICE MOTHAFUCKA

asian ricebender
by fucking cheating on someone January 22, 2021
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Asian

A person who enjoys rice, mathematics, and carries no more than 1 1/4 of in inch. Also has slanted eyes.
Woah dude that's a lot of rice, are you asian?

Your dick is small, wait.. are you.. asain?!
by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022
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Asian Bryan

Against typical stereotypes, he has a big cock
Have you seen Asian Bryan's cock? He has to at least be 2 inches
by bryanhac November 19, 2023
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Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.
Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
by anonymous May 14, 2022
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asian three-laner

a map that funnels the action through three separate lanes. the middle may or may not connect all three; slang for "three-lane map"
person 1: hey, are any of the maps in CoD: WW2 any good?

person 2: no, they're just the typical asian three-laner, man. honestly that game is just shit in general, so just save your money instead.
by mr_klikbait September 12, 2018
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Asian Delay

When you ask your chinky friends a question and they take 30 seconds to ackowledge it and then form a reply.
"Holy shit Daniel your mom fell down the stairs" Daniel Wu:........, "Bro holy shit Daniel has asian delay"
by Nowy420 December 7, 2023
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