Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.
by 1Head January 29, 2021
Get the band-aid medicinemug. A word you say when you laugh at something but you can’t say gay or else the girl next to you will call you a homophobic person for using gay as an insult.
Hey that’s really ga- “All girls in the room looks at you” gave me aids.
Hahahahaha omg this thing is really giving me aids.
Hahahahaha omg this thing is really giving me aids.
by Theepicconvertable April 25, 2021
Get the AIDSmug. 
“I just can’t believe we knly get a 30 minute break an then we’ve got lessons all day till 5 with nothing else so I hope we do have something in between aha” “ If they do that’s aids”
by Chloe findlow September 16, 2020
Get the aidsmug. Did you hear about Becky she recently got back from Cali and contracted African bush aids while there
by Bekromorphis February 9, 2019
Get the African Bush Aidsmug. by Pebbel September 8, 2009
Get the tour aidsmug. 1. Someone who engages in various sexual activities with numerous men/women
2. Rappers who claim they "fuck new bitches" everyday
2. Rappers who claim they "fuck new bitches" everyday
Kayla: 🎶 " Cause I Fuck New Bitches Everyday!!" 🎶
Lily: *Sings along with beat* "In these cases you have aids!"
Lily: *Sings along with beat* "In these cases you have aids!"
by Aesthetic Trash May 1, 2018
Get the Aidsmug.