Double Ended Mac Attack

When you feed your partner mac and cheese during loud sex, so mac and cheese noises are coming from both ends of her.

Last night we were running late, so instead of having dinner and then sex, I gave ger the Double Ended Mac Attack

by CatAttack420 October 18, 2022

Yak Attack

You have had too much to drink so you walk by someones door who you don't like, open the door, yak (puke), then run.

Me: "Dude, I gave Dixon a Yak Attack last night. ROCKED HIS WORLD."

by murphystater February 06, 2011

The Guantanamo unholy Sneak Attack

This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.

Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.

The other terrorists golf clap.

“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”

“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”

by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Ohio Track Attack

When two people piss and jizz on someone when they are running

I just Ohio Track Attacked someone

by Jayme Closs April 25, 2024

Mus Attack

When someone is skitzing it too hard.

"Oi Keyo did you see sois, he's hving a mus attack"

by Rzsty May 25, 2023

Cat attack

When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.

The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game

by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021