Jacob

A man who plays the worst games known to man

Look it's Jacob playing those shitty games

by Absolute legand November 22, 2021

Jacob

Knows jack shit about star wars.

Jacob: "Anakin married Leia."

by jacobisreallygay March 24, 2019

Jacob

A guy who is a complete douche bag, he’s a player and it’s a miracle if you meet a Jacob and he’s loyal. Usually plays baseball and really immature. If you meet a Jacob be careful cause he will either play you or stick with u for the rest of your life. Don’t trust him unless u really know him.

Hey I met a Jacob today

Bob- be careful around him

by Annoyinglyannoyed June 11, 2019

Jacob Ewing

Javob Ewing is often done with this bull and inverts stall doors

" Jacob Ewing I'm done with this bull"

by Zhenfei lover44 June 11, 2019

Jacob

Just date him already! He's super sweet, has a great personality, and is super playful and weird in the best ways possible.

Jacob is so sweet! Did you see what he got me for Valentine's Day?

by ollie10 February 15, 2022

Jacob

Jacob has a big d*ck he always has a big dick he is sometimes dumb but when he feels like it he’ll be smart sometimes he be acting really gay

Maya:Jacob has a big dick I sucked it,but it didn’t fit In my mouth
Erick: woah you must had fun last night ;)

by Westanbts💜💜 July 16, 2019

Jacob A. K

A general cunt

dude: Hey man
Guy: Fuck off
dude: Damn, why are you such a jacob a. k

by TheLegend1618 June 5, 2019