When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised
by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021
Get the Fart tardmug. Hipsters who think they are cool, new and fresh, and have missed the irony in their retardedness.
The leading edge of edgy hipsters who have their heads so far up their arseholes with not an ounce of cool or self-awareness to allow them to realise that they are not in any way shape or form presenting anything new in their style, action, diction or modus operandi.
The leading edge of edgy hipsters who have their heads so far up their arseholes with not an ounce of cool or self-awareness to allow them to realise that they are not in any way shape or form presenting anything new in their style, action, diction or modus operandi.
1) That guy, Don Atari, is so avant-garde. (adjective)
2) My sister is one of the avant-tarde. (noun)
2) My sister is one of the avant-tarde. (noun)
by Tokyo_Spy May 23, 2017
Get the Avant-tardemug. 
Unlike the word "retard" or as others call it "The R-Slur", Tard can be a term used to call out someone for making a minor mistake not to be used as calling them out for being "autistic" because they aren't, they just made a little dumb mistake.
"Why the f*ck didn't you take out the trash before mom got home from work like she asked you to, you f*cking Tard."
"You for real showed up to work 2 minutes late, You f*cking Tard."
"You for real showed up to work 2 minutes late, You f*cking Tard."
by Williblam Shakespeare February 11, 2021
Get the Tardmug. Verb; and noun all in one. When the individual is super sensitive and highly reactive to offending situations, you call them Tarded so you don't bruise any egos or hurt some butts.
Statistically speaking, 86% of the American population is Tarded. They get offended and triggered just for having to get out of bed.
by CaptRedbeard July 30, 2022
Get the Tardedmug. Substitute for "..are retarded".
In speech, one may occasionally say, "You are retarded".
The same can be said with, "You 'R Tarded'".
In speech, one may occasionally say, "You are retarded".
The same can be said with, "You 'R Tarded'".
I watched, and just as drool left his lower lip he fell hard against the red brick steps.
I said, "You R Tarded."
I said, "You R Tarded."
by Attritionist March 17, 2022
Get the R Tardedmug. A word associated with people, usually Indians who are obsessed over getting admission into IIT CS (Computer Science Branch), typically from the more prestigious IIT's like IIT Bombay, IIT Delhi etc. These people have often little to no interest in Computer Science or Software, but obsess over getting a degree and job in it only because of the status and money that comes with it and also because of Societal, Family and Peer Pressure and Standards. The Money is usually referred to as a "Package" i.e. an annual salary which is usually high if you graduate from these major institutions. Although CStards imagine them getting a good package, they never think more of the future, except a few exceptions who might think about "investing" in the future, which is a vague term in itself.
Can also be used for non-Indians who are generally over-obsessed with Computer Science, AI etc. Without having much knowledge of it.
Other names include Softwaretard, Comptard and AI-tard.
Can also be used for non-Indians who are generally over-obsessed with Computer Science, AI etc. Without having much knowledge of it.
Other names include Softwaretard, Comptard and AI-tard.
Person 1 : Did you hear Vihaan got a 25 lakh package in TCS?
Person 2: Yeah, I did, but it's no use anyways, he will still be drowning in debt from the cost of living in the major IT Hubs and car loans, home loans, family expenditure etc.
Person 3: He hasn't planned much more the future, does he seriously expect to stay in this job for the rest of his life? What a CS-tard!
Person 2: Yeah, I did, but it's no use anyways, he will still be drowning in debt from the cost of living in the major IT Hubs and car loans, home loans, family expenditure etc.
Person 3: He hasn't planned much more the future, does he seriously expect to stay in this job for the rest of his life? What a CS-tard!
by AlexKarston October 29, 2023
Get the CS-tardmug.