getting clawed the fuck out of

v. the act of having sexual intercourse with a feline

Hey bro, i'm getting clawed the fuck out of my mind tonight. want to join?

by mastaoftheinternet April 13, 2011

fat finger fuck up

The act of accidentally hitting a the wrong button, or spelling the wrong word, particularly on a smart phone.

"I meant to hit the correct answer in Trivia Crack, but I had a fat finger fuck up."

by CossBoss January 27, 2015

You a fucked up person!

Someone who throws things breaks things and screams like a little BITCH and slanders ons name threatens one to have bab things happen to their property family and life if you don't do what they DeAmanda Lots !if they don't get their way!!

That WHIGGER throw things at me Screamed at me like a little bitch just like " my kids do before I gave them Time outs and called me a Faggot if I didn't call hiss Bitch who don't Like" You a fucked up person! "People !!!!!

by B-RAG July 14, 2016

Fuck Knows o' Clock

An unknown time of day. Can be past, present or future.

Hey Jack when are we leaving?

"At approximately ...fuck knows o' clock. Tomorrow."

What time is it?
"Fuck knows o' clock. Get a watch."

When did you fall asleep?
"Um, at fuck knows o' clock. I don't know!"

by HyperLynx September 22, 2016

Want to fuck my ass!?

A very good ice breaker, shit stopper or when you feel like being random.

Buddha: want to fuck my ass!?
GINGER : WTF!!

ramdom chick: fuck yeah!

by BigMFginger July 6, 2019

Calm Your Fucking Farm

A rowdy farm, with too many animals making lots of noise.

/OR
When someone causes trouble for no reason, spreading rumours or carrying on like a 2 year old.

/OR
When people carry on over something ever so trivial and they make that much noise, you would think the world was about to end.

- Oh my god, what a looser, I can do better than that!!

- Ey, settle down and Calm Your Fucking Farm!

by Vanessa Mars November 19, 2019

big dog nut fuck

When your mediocre dog has mad nut disease and is obvious to his obesity

Bro my dog hit me with that big dog nut fuck

by Big dog nut fuck April 3, 2019