National Grab Dick Day

On April 23rd, it’s national grab dick day
taken or not, prepare to have your dick grabbed!

“Just grab his dick! it’s national grab dick day!!”

by aaabbbbccccddddeeefffgggg April 19, 2019

Frown Dick

A slang term for “Crown Vict”

The cops are gonna pick you up in a black and white frown dick, bad boy

by Fortnite1500 April 19, 2019

national wack dick day

a day where girls expose a boy they fucked that had wack dick.

national wack dick day is on august 15th

hey its national wack dick day !

by Michale Angelo August 1, 2019

National wack dick day

a day that is celebrated by women who had sex with a man that had wack dick

im going to celebrate national wack dick day and post my ex

by Michale Angelo August 1, 2019

National suck dick day

National suck dick day Is all about sucking your boyfriend/husband dick don’t matter how old you or your significant other is you get down there and suck that dick

Omg 😮 today is National suck dick day time to get home

by B, si en Chess August 1, 2019

Salad Dick

When your penis is so dirty and unwashed, that the stench starts to resemble the smell of old ranch dressing and/or a rancid salad

"My water has been shut off for weeks man and I haven't been able to shower, and now I got Salad Dick so bad, my girlfriend doesn't even wanna hang out anymore because of the smell!"

by DuckMcquackers August 2, 2019

dick percent

When your phone battery is on 6 percent

Yo my phone is on dick percent

by Emike5 August 3, 2019