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Your Mum

Your Mum is very different to my mum she is very big
“Hey Your Mum is very largesaid John “THATS VERY MEAN” shouted Tim
by anonymous September 2, 2021
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National Shoot your shot day

Jake: isn’t that your crush over there?
Ethan: oh yeah that is.
Jake: it’s national shoot your day go do it.
Ethan: bet I’m gonna go do it rn
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person:look who it is goooo
person: omg its my crush
person:you know what today is its national ask your crush out day GO SHOOT YOUR SHOT
by heyyyyyoyyyyy September 3, 2021
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Kiss your boyfriend

Hey today’s national kiss your boyfriend go kiss jake.
by Poppy princess September 4, 2021
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I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it
"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"
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your mom

typically used in-jokes or roast
person 1 your mom

Person 2 no your mom
by oldslider 556 June 2, 2021
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Give your tits a pull

Get going. Get on with it. Get serious. Sort it out. Similar to ‘give your balls a tug.’ Grow some courage. Motivate yourself.
Brenna - Ash, are you almost ready? We have to be there in half an hour.

Ashley - Ugh. I still have to shower.

Brenna - Jesus Fucking Christ Ashley, give your tits a pull and get going. Fuck!
by tatereno June 3, 2021
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