Your Mum

Your Mum is very different to my mum she is very big

“Hey Your Mum is very large” said John “THATS VERY MEAN” shouted Tim

by anonymous September 2, 2021

National Shoot your shot day

Jake: isn’t that your crush over there?
Ethan: oh yeah that is.
Jake: it’s national shoot your day go do it.
Ethan: bet I’m gonna go do it rn

“National shoot your shot day.” September 3rd

by •_•_ September 2, 2021

National Ask your crush out day

september 3rd is national ask your crush out day don’t forget!

GO SHOOT YOUR SHOT

person:look who it is goooo
person: omg its my crush
person:you know what today is its national ask your crush out day GO SHOOT YOUR SHOT

by heyyyyyoyyyyy September 3, 2021

Kiss your boyfriend

Go kiss your boyfriend SEPTEMBER 7TH :)

Hey today’s national kiss your boyfriend go kiss jake.

by Poppy princess September 4, 2021

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 1, 2021

your mom

typically used in-jokes or roast

person 1 your mom

Person 2 no your mom

by oldslider 556 June 2, 2021

Give your tits a pull

Get going. Get on with it. Get serious. Sort it out. Similar to ‘give your balls a tug.’ Grow some courage. Motivate yourself.

Brenna - Ash, are you almost ready? We have to be there in half an hour.

Ashley - Ugh. I still have to shower.

Brenna - Jesus Fucking Christ Ashley, give your tits a pull and get going. Fuck!

by tatereno June 3, 2021