Nose shit

Nose shit is a kid who like creating cutie pies in the toilet.
‘How did nose shit born?’
One day her mom,poop was walking around she suddenly sneezed and at that moment she wasn’t given birth.
‘I want a nose shit too!how can I get one?’
you need to be faithful for it.
‘Will nose shit die?’
No,cuz she’s the god of nose shits.

and you’re right,it’s me!!!

nose shit:hello.
cc:hello
Peppa:hello
Grandpa ying:oh my goodness!!!!it’s nose shit the goddess.
nose shit:bye.

by nose poop January 6, 2023

Shit Kicker

1. Someone who does menial, basic or entry-level chores. Usually cleaning toilets or emptying bins; hence the name.

2. Someone who does nothing at their job but sit around.

"I'm a shit kicker at Macca's" - Guy who works the till at Macca's.

by Galavenski December 11, 2021

stupid piss of shit

when your piss and instead of saying peace your saying piss

timmy:im pissed

me; your gay

timmy; stupid piss of shit

by therealtrashkidofreality October 25, 2020

Snake shit

When you take a shit and it looks like a snake. But it’s also green because you have celiac disease.

Person 1: I just hade a massive snake shit.
Person 2: damn

by sqaur3d February 9, 2024

Get Shit Done Day

A day after a really terrible event in which you suddenly have the motivation to do way more than you would normally.

A: I cleaned my whole house after Katie broke up with me.
B: But you never clean anything.
A: Yeah, I was just having a Get Shit Done Day.

by JoeyisStuck April 20, 2018

force-shit

Horse-shit facts your friends tell you about Star Wars.

"Man, the length of the lightsaber is determined by the size of the Jedi and their force capabilities."
"Nah man, that's force-shit."

by RoyalEmu January 10, 2015

shit hocking

when you are covering yourself with your own shit

Hey my brother is shit hocking right now being a fucking weirdo

by Wengardian Leviosa June 8, 2024