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You have no sympathy

It's funny that you keep saying that because that's one of the last things I said to my mother in her fit of drunken denial. She's a bitch and a narcissist.
Hym " 'You have no sympathy' I said to my narcissistic mother. And she said nothing because she knew I was right and my stepfather cried because HE ALSO KNEW I WAS RIGHT. Regardless of what happens with this I'm going to make sure I'm not around. Functionally an orphan. Like, the video game. Orphan: Scion of Sorcerery. Hi Melissa! Hi Mark! Go fuck yourselves!"
by Hym Iam August 17, 2023
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Did you know you can combine gunpowder to make ammo?

A response to somebody back seating and telling you to do something that is completely obvious.
"Hey shoot that guy! He drops loot"
"Really? Did you know you can combine gunpowder to make ammo?"
by TheCallMe January 24, 2022
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you

your, GOUJUS
your splendidly.....GOUJUS
by your dad 3000 May 26, 2022
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who appointed you?

Asked of anyone who steps up to fill a leadership vacuum, by those who are just standing around complaining and looking lost.

Often followed by the word "God", in a variety of ways.
"Who appointed you? God?"

"Who appointed you God?"

"Who appointed you?"

"God, actually. Get over it."
by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020
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You are

You are alanis
by DongManandsnsj March 6, 2023
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are you down to game

A euphemism to mean to mutilate guinea pigs and glue them onto people's doors.
Jared: "Hey, are you down to game?"
Natalie: "I'm sending you to a mental asylum."
by bacon_creator July 10, 2025
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