Having a close girl whom is not your girlfriend but close to family like a sister.
A girl best friend like a sister to you to whom you would lend a few hundred bones to help her in need.
Close enough to be fwb but are not that at the moment.
Unless she wants to use her cash or ass to repay the loan which she received from her brother from another Mother.
A girl best friend like a sister to you to whom you would lend a few hundred bones to help her in need.
Close enough to be fwb but are not that at the moment.
Unless she wants to use her cash or ass to repay the loan which she received from her brother from another Mother.
That girl alissa is close to like being family to a ton of friends. Yea she owes three hundred bones to her brother and she's ignoring him. Yea she knows the drill, it's cash or ass directly from me to her.
Friend 1 - hey bro isn't that alissa over there?
Me - yea bro thats her, she owes me some money and been dodging me
Friend 1- oh yea three Benjamin's right bro?
Me - exactly bro, she knows the drill and it's cash or ass and that's why she hasn't came around to pay me back.
Friend 1 - tag me in on the side
Me - yea bro I will tag you in on this cash or ass scrump session, paying for her debt with her ass!
Friend 1 - howbowdah? Cash her inside the bedroom?
Me - tag bro, you are in, paralyze her ass to where she cannot walk
Friend 1- absofuckinlutely bro! Bet!
Me - thots anonymous 901! howbowdah
Friend 1- she won't come back around us now will she?
Me - yea bro she will not know what hit her other than thinking to herself, damn I feel like I've been fucked, and can barely walk, after the cash or ass episode
Friend 1- how many episodes is there bro?
Me - as many as I want, getting my three hundred bones paid back one way or another! Howbowdah?
Friend 1 - hey bro isn't that alissa over there?
Me - yea bro thats her, she owes me some money and been dodging me
Friend 1- oh yea three Benjamin's right bro?
Me - exactly bro, she knows the drill and it's cash or ass and that's why she hasn't came around to pay me back.
Friend 1 - tag me in on the side
Me - yea bro I will tag you in on this cash or ass scrump session, paying for her debt with her ass!
Friend 1 - howbowdah? Cash her inside the bedroom?
Me - tag bro, you are in, paralyze her ass to where she cannot walk
Friend 1- absofuckinlutely bro! Bet!
Me - thots anonymous 901! howbowdah
Friend 1- she won't come back around us now will she?
Me - yea bro she will not know what hit her other than thinking to herself, damn I feel like I've been fucked, and can barely walk, after the cash or ass episode
Friend 1- how many episodes is there bro?
Me - as many as I want, getting my three hundred bones paid back one way or another! Howbowdah?
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Usually reserved for exes, enemies, or frenemies.
Can be used as an action word as well to describe weird situations/drama.
Usually reserved for exes, enemies, or frenemies.
Can be used as an action word as well to describe weird situations/drama.
Example 1:
Person A: Dude, Jack is such a mad ass-hatter.
Person B: I know right? Can’t believe I dated that fucking psychopath.
Example 2:
Person A: Yo, did you just see what she did to George?
Person B: Yeah, that was some weird mad ass-hattery, my guy.
Person A: Dude, Jack is such a mad ass-hatter.
Person B: I know right? Can’t believe I dated that fucking psychopath.
Example 2:
Person A: Yo, did you just see what she did to George?
Person B: Yeah, that was some weird mad ass-hattery, my guy.
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