own up to my shit

When someone mocks you for not putting a price tag on the foreign objects you leave behind in the toilet it's art some might say, or when you frequently don't flush the toilet and someone notices your master piece. "Hey Sam I've been noticing you've been leaving behind presents in the works toilet 🚽 do you mind flushing it, it stinks." "Of course after you walk across Lego pieces and glass shards we'll have a deal pal."

own up to my shit action, verb, adjective should take part of owning up to your responsibility whether it's physical or imagery.

by alligatorpizza October 25, 2023

Izzy Shit

A football maneuver in which a quarterback sucks the dick of the other team's coach in order to guarantee a victory.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear who won the superbowl?

Person 2: Yeah, the Eagles. Nick Foles must have done an Izzy Shit for Bill Belichick

by izzybusybee February 24, 2018

Piece of Shit

Someone who’s first name starts with a C and rhymes with Brody or last name starts with an L.

This shit is the worst shit of all history.

It is like dog shit that has been sitting on your shoe for three weeks, but was left in a car heating up to 110 degrees. It has not only ruined a perfectly good show, but also a good car. It basically exists to ruin anything and everything in its path.

This shit may possibly be unaware of the damage it causes, but that’s how bad of a shit it is... it is literally a stupid piece of shit.

That piece of shit came out of the devils asshole.

by Whyarepeoplestupid February 9, 2018

you ain't the future of shit

You will not be important in the future and you are not important now. So stop complaining.

Whiner: Man, they really need to pay me more at work.

Aaron: Man, YOU AIN'T THE FUTURE OF SHIT! Stop bitchin'

by theworldisforked February 26, 2020

Shark Shit

When a third opinion is proposed but it is so wildly ludicrous that it somehow wraps around to being sensical.

You are so full of shark shit man

by blueminati February 11, 2025

Shit show

Doing the same thing a fat goblin whore is doing but not getting a promotion you don't deserve for running a brothel.

All the child killer does in this shit show is work 3 hours a day and whore out her staff to one of the retards. I'm going to rape her favorite whore and stab her favorite retard.

by Hym Iam December 17, 2020

shit show

a meth head who makes meth by your creek

“damn you see that shit show”

BOOOOMMMM

by addy😭 August 21, 2023