read your pump

To read one's pump is to notice when an individual has recently lifted. Often used as a compliment or praise, acknowledging another individuals swollen muscles.

"Hey bro, your arms are looking juicy af right now. You do arms today?"
"Yeah, I did actually, how'd you notice?"
"Brother, I read your pump"

by Natty Lyfe May 12, 2023

Poppin your Steetz

Popping your Steetz is the total calmness in an aggressive Situation. Offering your Opponent a Drink at the Bar with the same Energy as beating him and his friends up. To mentally be ready for any outcome of an angressive Situation

Person 1: This Man called him a ....... but how can he still be so calm?
Person 2: Hm...he is obviously Poppin Your Steetz

by Fizo07 January 8, 2022

Your mother gunnar

The worst one of them all.

Tim: your granny a tranny
Bob: your mother gunnar!
Tim: 😪😣😣😔😔😞😞

by yeaaaok May 17, 2018

borrow your rollerblades

a slang term for a sexual position in which both partners are wearing roller blades while having intercourse

"hey can I borrow your rollerblades"
"sure"
*they have sex on rollerblades*

by charlie384 September 1, 2012

meet your creator

"Meet your creator"
With the word creator meaning god.
Meet your creator is another way of saying die. Because many people believe that when they die they'll go to heaven, and god presumably resides in heaven wich means you'll meet him.

Jimmy:"no, please! Have mercy!"
Bobby:"meet your creator motherfucker"
Jimmy: *dies*
Bobby:"HAHAHA"

by BobbyAndJimmyGetAlongQuiteWell September 11, 2018

your brothers a mother

A variation of the phrase "your mom gay". Everytime this is said, someone dies.

John: Hey Jerry...
Jerry: Yeah John?
John: Your brothers a mother lol
Jerry's dies

by ARagingHomosexual May 10, 2018

Your mom

Your mom is an unfunny joke made by some random 55 yr old man.

Person 1: Haha! check out this funny meme!!!
Person 2: okay...?
Person 2: *watches the meme*
Person 1: Your mom!
Person 2: ...
Person 2: we are not friends anymore.

by Shaekstinks November 14, 2021