Not for shit

Expression of disbelief in the purest form.
Can also be used in practically any situation you can work it into.

Broseph: "Bro, did you hear about Alicia fucking that Bob guy?"
Brody: "Yeah I heard there's a video online of it."
Broseph: "Not for shit! Can we find it?"

by YourLurchness June 16, 2013

Monke shit

A hairy penis

Dude your monke shit is tiny

by Valk99 June 29, 2021

Shit Bitch

An older woman that sits on the toilet for 2-3 hours in a sitting and prevents anyone else from using the bathroom.

"I'm going to piss myself if that Shit Bitch doesn't get off the toilet."

by shitfacenelson September 19, 2018

Shit-chat

When an inebriated person cannot stop rambling.

Don’t take anything Melissa said seriously. She is just shit-chatting.

by Gigi the Gew August 30, 2019

SHIT.

Nashvillian teen slang for the United States of America

“I live in the SHIT.”

by Panzerfäust July 26, 2018

aint shit day

november 10th national aint shit day , post anyone that isn’t shit.

“ November 10th is aint shit day “

by don't like trump November 9, 2021

Tubby Shit

Somehow, someway, you screw yourself over.

Damn I just lost my phone on some tubby shit

by KkxBilly November 30, 2023