Your ratios are bad 

The idea behind this phrase is that whatever horrible outcome someone is describing to you... it was their fault for having a bad ratio of (insert X variables that could affect said outcome).

See Examples below for usage.

Example 1

Group of 4 guys, 1 girl (goin' clubbin): Hey, can we get in?

Badass Bouncer: HELL NO! Your ratios are bad. We don't need that much dick on the dance floor.


Example 2

Underslept Student (played Halo all night): Man, I bombed that test earlier...my parents are gonna kill me.

Student's Friend: Cause your ratios were bad, retard. Stop pwning noobs and get more sleep next time.


Example 3:

Mr. No Style (wearin' white socks, black pants, etc): This blows, I didn't get any numbers tonight...

Stylin' Playa Friend: Well...look at yourself dammit! Your ratios are bad! Go buy some Gucci and quit shoppin at Kohls.

Your ratios are bad by hasfunwithwords March 4, 2009

Your Taking My Life 

When someone is taking forever to do something. And it seems like your wasting your life waiting for them

John:Dude i gotta take a dump hold on

You: Dude are you almost done "Your Taking My life".

Your Taking My Life by MiszVicious June 17, 2009

your mom 

The pinnacle of stupid and immature 12-year old jokes.

Johanna: What you doin' this weekend?
Kevin: Your mom.
Joseph: You're such a fucking moron...
Kevin: Your mom is a fucking moron.

your mom by Trollkicker December 22, 2009

Your cousin a water moccasin 

One of the worst things you can say to someone, especially if you are losing an arguement. Once used, the victim(s) involved will instantly have their license to live revoked.

Quinn: Your mom gay

Brad: Your dad lesbian
Kevin: Your brother a mother
Yanni: Your sister a mister
Colin: Your granny a tranny
Earl: Your grandpap a trap
Devin: Your niece obese
Sal: Your cousin a water moccasin

*All but Sal's existence instantly get wiped out*

Your cousin a water moccasin by crazysubaruL3GACYej20 February 15, 2023

your marsupial 

logical burn after your burn partner says your quadraped

X:You're fat
Y:Your mom is fat
X:Your llama is fat
Y:Your quadraped is fat
X:Your marsupial is fat
Z:BURN!!!!

your marsupial by Anna Kathleen December 25, 2005

Your mum 

The best comback in the world!...'your mum'

"Your mum's so dumb she got hit by a parked car"

"Your mum's so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin"

Your mum by the village people June 18, 2006

Your Worst Enemy 

Your Worst Enemy is the greatest rapper of all time. He is the most untouchable emcee to grace the universe. Battlewise he has no flaws; and lyrically he is impossibly ill. He is well known on the internet as a groundbreaking emcee. From 2003 to 2004 he reigned Supreme dominating web site after website. His group The Supreme Kingz is still highly regarded on and off the internet. When new trends begin in rap they usually stem from Your Worst Enemy

Someone you should never test is Your Worst Enemy

Your Worst Enemy by Lamar Bush April 20, 2007