A website where people like to post their names stating how big their dicks are because they are self-conscious and retarded
"DUUUUUUUH IM GOING TO PUT MY NAMES ON URBAN DICTIONARY BACUSE I HAVE A HUUUUUGE PENIS"
after which the individual cries softly to themselves
after which the individual cries softly to themselves
by megajs December 14, 2011
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P.S. This one counts.
P.S. This one counts.
by chrissydablack December 25, 2009
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by Obamatang4 June 20, 2010
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→ racist
→ sexist
→ homophobic
or in a great number of cases, stroking the egos of the haves while degrading the self and public image of the have nots.
→ racist
→ sexist
→ homophobic
or in a great number of cases, stroking the egos of the haves while degrading the self and public image of the have nots.
A typical definition on Urban Dictionary stats out like this:
X has little to no luck in love and life so therefore X is a loser etc, I'll make a definition on Urban Dictionary to really rub salt in their wounds while elevating their privileged tormentors to a much higher status.
X has little to no luck in love and life so therefore X is a loser etc, I'll make a definition on Urban Dictionary to really rub salt in their wounds while elevating their privileged tormentors to a much higher status.
by Altruism 45387 July 8, 2010
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1.
Black friend: It's Saturday night . . . Turn Up!!
White Guy: *thinking* Um, I guess that's a thing . . . I'll look it up on Urban Dictionary
or
2.
Black guy on vine: THOTs be like . . . yadda yadda yadda
White guy: WTF is a "THOT"? I'll go to Urban Dictionary and see if this deserves a revine.
Black friend: It's Saturday night . . . Turn Up!!
White Guy: *thinking* Um, I guess that's a thing . . . I'll look it up on Urban Dictionary
or
2.
Black guy on vine: THOTs be like . . . yadda yadda yadda
White guy: WTF is a "THOT"? I'll go to Urban Dictionary and see if this deserves a revine.
by Gonzo Writer May 13, 2014
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"My mom packed me a banana in my lunch"
"Your mom packed a banana where?"
"Ugh, you're such an Urban Dictionary"
"Your mom packed a banana where?"
"Ugh, you're such an Urban Dictionary"
by sarmonedoog March 29, 2010
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Now a running joke and a shadow of what it was.
Now a running joke and a shadow of what it was.
by Rooktastic June 16, 2010
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