Mexican Glue Trap

When you rip a girls wig off, cum on her head and stick it back on

“Girl I was with this nigga las night & he gave me a mexican glue trap”

by Spymumbogots December 20, 2019

ur grandpap a trap

the worst of the worst. nothing can beat this, if ur grandpap is called a trap you. are. dead. aliens invade earth, theres a nuclear war, and your step dad terry drinks all your mtn dew then does loud sexes to ur mum. there is no escaping the grandpap a trap.

Tom: ur mum gay
John: ur dad lesbian
Tom: ur granny tranny
John: ur grandpap a trap
World War 3 begins, aliens and A.I. form one species and take control, the crack in the ozone layer finally breaks the entire thing, the Sun explodes, engulfing the entire solar system. Tom goes to Hell, and hears all the wails of the damned. John becomes a God. There is no escaping God.

by doilooklikemothertheresatoyou May 17, 2018

Mexican Dick Trap

Two dicks get inserted on either end of a Cheesy Roll Up from Taco Bell and are permanently trapped there

Matt and Jeff drunkenly put their dicks into a shared Cheesy Roll Up and were stuck in a Mexican Dick Trap

by Dickttrap January 5, 2020

Siberian Finger Trap

Double teaming a dead body.

..."and that's why I didn't get arrested after the Siberian Finger Trap incident."

by Alternative Holes February 20, 2020

Alaskan bear trap

Fucking her in the ass til she gapes then dipping one ball in. When she makes her brown eye wink you'll never get it out

Oh my god Drew gave me an Alaskan bear trap last night, we couldn't get his ball out!

by Katiebearrrrrxxo September 15, 2016

The Trader Joe's Trap

A classic phrase used when an individual buys a seemingly endless assortment of fruits and vegetables from Trader Joe's, but then proceeds to eat frozen dumplings for ten days in a row once home and settled.

"Hey Frank, check out all of this fresh produce I picked up at Trader Joe's today!"
"Nice, Willis, that all looks so good. What are you planning on making for dinner tonight?"
"Well I was gonna make some stuffed mushrooms, buuutttt– I'm feeling pretty sleepy now. Probably just gonna throw some frozen dumplings in the pan."
"Sounds good Willis. Just don't get caught in The Trader Joe's Trap again. See you in ten days!"

by anonymous August 30, 2021

Mongolian Fish Trap

The act of trapping ones penis inside of your vagina until it falls off and dies.

Morgan was angry at Joey so she used a Mongolian Fish Trap on him.

by cumman69 January 25, 2012