The little twat himsen

Paul Daniels.

About the time he wrote '3 is a magic number'

The little twat himsen wrote this one, Paul Daniels. I think

by Bunjiquo Bianco June 22, 2004

tweaked my twat

The feeling of extreme annoyance or anger.

Austin: Spirituality is the same as religion.
Nick: Man, Austin really tweaked my twat.

by Free_Lib March 27, 2015

stupid fucking twat

Someone who is a total douche this is a whole new level of doucery 👌🏻

Morty is a stupid fucking twat.

by Kool aid man March 12, 2017

Twiddly twat

A very tight twat.

Damn she had an awesome twiddly twat!

by GoofyGoobernuts May 19, 2009

Twat flower

A woman/slut who's vagina is so dirty that plant like organisms figuratively begin to grow out of it.

"Yo man, Taylor slept with three guys last night, she's such a twat flower."

by MDunk October 18, 2008

Twat satchel

a small, pocket, purse or bag which contains twats to be taken to various locations

"Shirley, dont forget your twat satchel!"

by Jimmy Chesnut cheeks October 18, 2006

a complete and utter twat

Anyone in Manor

"Everyone in Manor is a complete and utter twat"

"Ayyyyeee. Init blud my g"

by FATUGLYPOTATO August 10, 2018