trash rocket

When a man with facial hair, wearing a backwards ball cap decide a to fellate his friends erect penis to completion as an act of self-defiance. Thereby the white trash has enabled himself to leave his shitty world of self-pity in search of new whorizonz and elevate himself to another universe just like an astronaut with a simple blast off!

Tim became a trash rocket late at night while watching the moon rise . Life will never be better .

by Rider on the storm May 04, 2023

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pickle rocket

Some stupid ass phrase Jordynn made up~ prob referring to something sexual

Pickle rocket right in the vajayjay.

by d69696969696969 August 19, 2017

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a flaming rocket

The man who move flagging his dick around on any passer-by female, and feel the horniest when looking at any part of female body .

t: look at dis packed up ghetto as man!
r: yo! u such a flaming rocket ,go ice-backed yaself bih!

by February 27, 2024

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Australian snot rocket

A slang word for a huge cum shot…

bro, i blew the fattest Australian Snot Rocket last night.

by bo0f January 11, 2023

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Israeli Cock Rocket

Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!

Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?

by keemstar the memestar June 07, 2024

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