secret french uncle

secret french uncle in your attic, that's the way you know how to fluently speak french at age 10.

you have a secret french uncle in yur attic

by ekkekekekekekke69420 September 30, 2021

french train schedule

A French train schedule is often marked delayed, or in French, retard. Someone who is a French train schedule, then, is a retard.

"The new guy is such a French train schedule. How'd he get in?"
"Nepotism."

by Instr August 18, 2017

frosty french horn

to consume whipped cream out of a naked human's bunghole; a sweeter, more refined, elegant, calorie-providing cousin of the rusty trombone

Kenny: "So the boyfriend and I finally took things to the next level last night...tooted the frosty french horn all night and went through 10 Reddi-whip cans!"
Asher: "You mean there's something tighter than the ol' rusty trombone??"
Kenny: "Oh man you have not lived until you've added whipped cream to the mix!"
Asher: "Looks like Friday night is finally gonna feel alright!"

by My names Dave and I'm stuntman March 13, 2015

French Chicken Alfredo

A food

French Chicken Alfredo

by anonymous May 10, 2022

Real French crime

After consuming an excessive amount of cannabis, wine, and cigarettes with a woman until she’s almost blacked out, you violate her with brutal anal sex and manage to make her believe the next day that it was consensual.

Jimmy: "Yo, mate, how did you do her last night, then?"
Chad: "Um, it was like a real French crime... you know what I mean?"

by aliberry August 15, 2023

French fry Nigga

When a person is so agile that they dodge any form of attack

“Damn Larry is a french fry nigga”

by Mikeokslong July 26, 2022

French Hot Tub

When a man pisses in a girls mouth and then she proceeds to place his nut sack in her mouth as she gurgles the piss.

Person 1: Hey man, how was your spring break.
Person 2: Oh it was great, Vanessa gave me the good ol' French Hot Tub.
Person 1: Nice, it always relaxes my balls after an honest day's work.

by Sage919 March 21, 2019