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Bean Cock

A small, bean shaped penis. Often found on some Asian men and MDMA users. While usually used to describe a particularly bean-shaped appendage, it is often generalised to contain any small penis. Another reason to not do drugs, kids.
"Oi, JC has a Bean Cock!"
"Chris' overuse of ecstasy had left him with a small, inert, Bean Cock."
by ThatDamnScottishGuy March 2, 2015
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in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context
Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!
by c0ffeebeans October 9, 2018
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bean dip

the sexual act of a woman placing her clitoris in the mouth of a willing sexual partner for pleasure or onto the face or head of an unsuspecting person.

The female version of tea bagging.
I got so drunk last night i passed out and my friends bean dipped me and took photos
by NefariousMyers November 4, 2015
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morning bean

A daily newsletter based in and focusing on positive South Africa news stories.
Unlike you, I'm not depressed because instead of traditional media, I read Morning Bean.
by Lacracka2000 November 5, 2022
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yard beans

A Mexican (or any Latino immigrant) hired to do yard work. May or may not be approved by our great President, Donald Trump.
"Wow, those yard beans did a really good job on our lawn! Hope they didn't steal anything on the way out."
by J.B. America August 24, 2018
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bran bean

A degrading redneck term for someone who is immature, dumb and obnoxious. Mostly used towards children.
by Redneck RU February 15, 2017
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Packing the beans

A 5 star sexual move between male and female or male and male, where the male puts his hard penis and testicles into the receiving females or males ass cavity. This act is typically done after anal sex so as to have already stretched out the receivers asshole. I would not recommend this act be practiced by those not experienced in anal play or stretch training.
Damn yo!! Last night I was packing the beans in that bitch, I thought my nuts were going to be crushed, she so tight!!
by Wett noodle June 23, 2023
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