The fallen leaves tell a story....
The great Elden Ring was shattered. In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between. Now, Queen Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Black Knives, Godwyn the Golden was first to perish. Soon, Marika’s offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering. A war from which no lord arose. A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will.
Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, chieftan of the badlands.
The ever-brilliant Goldmask.
Fia, the Deathbed Companion.
The loathsome Dung Eater.
And Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-Knowing.
.....And one other. Whom grace would again bless.
A Tarnished of no renown. Cross the fog, to the Lands Between. to stand before the Elden Ring. And become the Elden Lord.
The great Elden Ring was shattered. In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between. Now, Queen Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Black Knives, Godwyn the Golden was first to perish. Soon, Marika’s offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering. A war from which no lord arose. A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will.
Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, chieftan of the badlands.
The ever-brilliant Goldmask.
Fia, the Deathbed Companion.
The loathsome Dung Eater.
And Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-Knowing.
.....And one other. Whom grace would again bless.
A Tarnished of no renown. Cross the fog, to the Lands Between. to stand before the Elden Ring. And become the Elden Lord.
New gesture The Ring.
Who is that one red haired girl with a gold sword and arm from that one game?
Elden ring ptsd intensifies
Who is that one red haired girl with a gold sword and arm from that one game?
Elden ring ptsd intensifies
by MelloTyPe May 31, 2024
Get the Elden Ringmug. by Sheena G. September 3, 2023
Get the Donion Ringmug. A shut up ring is an engagement ring given to a partner to get them to shut up or stop pushing for marriage.
Usually the one who gives the ring is the one who is reluctant to get married/engaged, so they provide a ring to the one demanding so they will stop talking about it.
Usually the one who gives the ring is the one who is reluctant to get married/engaged, so they provide a ring to the one demanding so they will stop talking about it.
Person 1: "Lisa wanted Jason to propose so badly, but he didn't want marrige yet."
Person 2: "Yeah. I heard he just gave her a shut up ring so they could both be happy."
Person 2: "Yeah. I heard he just gave her a shut up ring so they could both be happy."
by ScreamingInPublicRestrooms December 4, 2023
Get the shut up ringmug. by explodingbannana July 26, 2025
Get the Saturns ringmug. A word used by northern b******s to describe something being dirty or filthy. This word is more commonly used in the North East of the UK, Middlesbrough, Newcastle, Hull etc.
by alwaysright118 March 3, 2022
Get the ringingmug. Person 1: Dude, you're still in Ring 1?!
Person 2: Yeah... I'm about to beat another tower though. After it, I can go to Ring 2.
Person 2: Yeah... I'm about to beat another tower though. After it, I can go to Ring 2.
by blahblahblah12521 April 25, 2024
Get the Ring 1mug. When you're giving a rimjob and you pause when the anus is fully gaped and put Louisiana Hot Sauce around the perimeter, and continue to munch for a spicier taste
"Duuuuuude, I ate this girl's ass last night and gave her a Louisiana Chili Ring" booty fun chili rimjob
by TheFrostyBoss January 27, 2016
Get the louisiana chili ringmug.