Nigger Finger Family

The Nigger Finger Family is a popular term used for families of the African American race who have a daily orgey at 5:00 PM everyday. During this orgey all the family members finger each other hence they are called the Nigger Finger Family.

Girl: wanna fuck later?
Boy: nah im having an orgey later
Girl: why nigga?
Boy: Im in a nigger finger family so I must finger my family members at 5:00 PM.

by father maggot July 23, 2024

The family barbecue

A sacred event reserved for only one’s best of friends. Usually involves brisket and getting piss-drunk.

Person 1: “yo just so you know you’ve been cool recently so you get an invite to The family barbecue”
Person 2: “This Honor will not be misused.”

by spiritwanderer3 July 30, 2024

Family guy-tis

When you've watched so much family guy that your internal monologue is stuck as the voices for the characters. Extra points if it's cleveland.

-"I can't sleep."
"Why not?"
-"I have family guy-tis. all I can hear are the family guy characters"

by CJ-CRINKLE August 5, 2024

Family First

Breeder dictatorship.

Hym "That is all your family first is right there 👆 Breeder dictatorship. It's literally a male chicken culling machine and there literally aren't even kids to murder for me to give you what you deserve."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2024

company family

The absolute fucking bullshit that some companies or employers attempt to feed you and convince you that working for them might mean that they give a flying fuck about any aspect of your welfare or wellbeing . You can be very assured that they fucking do not.

@come and work for us at XYZ Company , become part of our family

Fuck off you khuntz the moment the budget supporting my position comes under any scrutiny whatsoever, you bastards will drop me like a boiled turd

Company family my fucking left bollock

by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023

Expanding family tree

The act of generations having offspring repeatedly

"You know honey you telling our daughter that all she needs her daddy or dad is Kind of bad. Because She would have to keep expanding family tree at some point. If it's in her 20s or what cus she like 19 now you know?"

by 459395 March 19, 2023

baby of the family

Youngest member of the family, Typically a child ex the last born

"I was definitely the baby of the family I was so many years apart for my siblings all were female. The closest age gap was with one of my sisters who is 4 years nearly 5 years older then me."

by 459395 March 21, 2023