Bear Strangler

an enormous mobile heap of apparantly reconstituted flesh, which still maintains a strong desire to interact socially despite having rejected the other common goals of humanity for a life of killing bears with their hands, suffering the obvious consequences facially. See also minger and swamp donkey

Just imagine mountain made of kebab meat which talks like Zelda off Terrahawks, smells like a septic tank and tries to sexually assault drunken men - Bear strangler

by Spookyoctopus March 4, 2008

Kawala Bear

A slighty turned definition based on the expression "Kawal", used upon someone who fucked up the situation badly, coining the term kawala bear.

"Man, I can't believe he didn't pick up the beer!"
"Aw I know, such a kawala bear."

by yourshadow March 28, 2012

Tunnel bear

An empowering sex move beyond comprehension

Going at ya girl in a tunnel like a bear

John : aye I just went all tunnel bear on this bitch
Kevin: dayummm

by Notxaii June 10, 2018

Boogie Bear

When there is no other cute girls in the bar so before the bar closes you fuck the boogie bear

"you gotta get the boogie bear"
''Fuck no she a boogie bear"

by Rogert2x September 28, 2018

Bear-Blasting

After consuming powerthirst(see crystal meth)the sport you'll invent because you're TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS!!!! Usually seen as shooting multi colored bear heads from your crotch. Similar to humpcatting

Bear-Blasting!The sport you'll invent because you're too energetic for normal sports!!!

by alexfred693 November 13, 2011

meanie bear

meanie bear
a mean person thats is named after a care bear beacuse they really get into the care bear movies.

eric is a meanie bear but i love him.

by lauraloveseric January 1, 2009

Little bear

A nickname for a dearly loved son. Given to the son when is really young. Only used by parents who are unbelievably caring and loving. The family is nearest you can be to perfect. Usually the first or only born.

Me and little bear went to the park today.

by Meetcatmemeercatme May 11, 2015