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cum season

The period within a month a man can cum inside of his girl without having to worry about the consequences of impregnation. Usually, this occurs a few days before his girl's period, during her period, and shortly after her period.
Gabe, "Hey David, do you want to go to the movies tonight?"
David, "No way, it's cum season, I need to take advantage of not having to pull out"
by Fluffbun September 24, 2017
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cum junky

A cum junky is a person addicted to large amounts of semen. A cum junky will do anything to get their hands on, or a taste of semen.

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"Diana, is a cum junky because she always digesting semen."
by lil lightskin May 21, 2017
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cum biscut

When a group of guys get in a circle and cum on it. Who ever cums the fastest wins. The last person to cum has to eat it.
Rzvrse and Microw did a cum biscut and microw lost
by Mzpv February 12, 2017
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cum factor

The amount produced as well as the speed in which hits the females uterus and/or face. It could also be determined how long a person could hold there orgasm.
What is your cum factor Obama, is it better or worse then Saddam Huessin?
by LittleBlackDucks February 13, 2017
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cum statue

When a person gets cummed on from all directions and then stands still for long enough that the cum hardens and then they can't move, like a statue.
Janine passed out partway through the orgy. When she woke up, she was a total cum statue.
by LRockizzle June 21, 2016
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Hate Cum

When you are banging someone, normally having hate sex, and you make a mess when you cum just so you inconvenience them
I was banging that bitch Bailey and I hate cummed all over her carpet! She spend an hour cleaning that up!!
by Mike Big Black Hawk June 3, 2016
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cum whistle

when you take a massive cum shot straight up the nose, then the load dries out and creates a whistle noise from your nose.
Hey, did you hear the cum whistle on that ho? cum whistle fuck boy
by sofakingsic July 18, 2016
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