Whittle Syndrome

When an adolescent male fails to maintain an erection whilst chopping a lady due to extreme consumption of Tennents and being regularly alphad my other males

Did you here about Joe? He couldn’t follow through after taking his girlfriend home. He had Whittle Syndrome

by The King Prawn June 1, 2021

Ferrari Syndrome

The critiquing of an unattainable object.

An inability to see the irony in picking apart something you'll never acquire/achieve as your own, while simultaneously defending something of more questionable value that you currently have.

Ferrari Syndrome can apply to objects and relationships.

"Matt says he'd never date that bikini model because her eyes are too close together, but have you seen the girls he takes home!?"

"Yeah, definite case of Ferrari Syndrome"

by universeguyd August 4, 2014

Belmar Syndrome

When everybodies grades suddenly drop from a lack of competence from a teacher

Hey man, what happened to your math grade?
I got hit with Belmar Syndrome

by RoJoPotus March 22, 2019

PUE Syndrome

Psychological Urination Emergency. When you mildly feel the urge to urinate for a while, but then when you are finally within sight of a bathroom, it suddenly becomes an emergency, especially upon returning home.

She has PUE Syndrome because she refused to use the portajohn at the festival.

Make it quick! I have PUE Syndrome!

Use the restroom now to avoid PUE Syndrome later.

by Scarlet Feuth June 24, 2017

Carlos Syndrome

Impedes a person from writing small. Also includes clapping at everything. A few symptoms include laughing at their own jokes, turning extremely red when called attention to, toes pointing inwards when sitting, and being extremely dramatic. Aside from the symptoms someone with Carlos Syndrome can be "hype man" and always knows how to make you laugh. Be warned this syndrome is contagious.

OMG they Definitely have the Carlos Syndrome!

I caught the Carlos Syndrome.

by fml24 March 21, 2019

Mother Syndrome

When someone who likes you is overprotective and is constantly hovering over you. They take care of you, worry excessively, listen to you and look over you as if they were your mother.

Friend: Does she always check up on you like that?
Yeah she just wants to know I'm okay.
Friend: She must have mother syndrome, bro.

by jacksonpollockdick September 5, 2014

Rat syndrome

A condition in which one individual will have the tendency to say something idiotic and or retarded. In a relation to tee syndrome rat syndrome has a few differences.

With all disrespect i think you have "rat syndrome"

by Dr. Define June 16, 2017