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your mom is your dad

used as a comeback for when your friend is hitting you with a your mom insult
weirdly effective
Person 1 : your mom is fat!
Person 2 : YOUR MOM IS YOUR DAD
Person 1 : ..... (can't come up with a better comeback)
Person 2 : OHH ROASTED CHICKEN
by thegodofallbeings November 12, 2017
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your dad is a big nigga

When your fatherly figure is African American, and he's big
"your dad is a big nigga homes, I don't wanna get in no fight with him"
by AshkAhsss March 10, 2020
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ur dad lesbian lol

The comeback for when somebody says ur mom gay lol. This will counter them and end their useless life.
Some gay bloke: “Oi, ur mom gay lol
Me: ur dad lesbian lol”

Some gay bloke: *dies*
by ur clapped May 10, 2018
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dead beat step dad

A man who got with a woman who had children to a previous relationship. The previous father is usually a dead beat or absent. He gets the kids to love him and call him dad. Then leaves their mother and decides the kids aren't his problem anymore.
"wow he is a real dead beat step dad, married her, got the kids to love him, he then left and now won't see the kids at all"
by Kindlyfoff April 18, 2020
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Just like your dad

A type of insult used by many to convey the message the other person has, no dad. Even if it may be false.

Another use of this includes highlighting that something or someone is acting, like your dad.

It can be used basically anywhere at any time. Can be expanded into Just like your dad...hit you, bashed you, killed you.
Example 1:

Person 1: Hey dude. Where is Jeff?

Person 2: Idk man, he went missing a while ago...
Person 1: Just like your dad! :DD

Another Example:

Person 1: Dude, I'm going invis.
Person 2: Just like your dad!

Person 1: Really dude? You suck.
Person 2: Just like your dad!
Person 1: Frik you I'm leaving...
Person 2: Just like your dad...
by SAVE ME FROM A KAREN PLZ August 2, 2020
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i did your dad

That way to say that you fucked someones dad
Girl1: i did your dad last night

Girl2: WHAT??!!!
by Yuri-Madly March 10, 2023
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my dads condom broke

Some time years ago.....

Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?
by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023
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