Squad-block

Past tense: squad-blocked
definition: when an innocent guy (or girl) asks a specific person out as their date or in hopes of them becoming their significant other. The person agrees to the date but will only go if his or her "squad" tags along as well. The innocent guy/girl thus does not get any quality time with the person because their squad is first priority.

"Yo my friend just asked out this girl, but then the squad took her to Starbucks.

Damn son, talk about squad blocked!"

Guy: Ayy, you are going with her to prom right? She's your date?

Friend: Nah, he's going to prom with the squad. She totally squad-blocked him.

by Nigchelle June 30, 2015

Firing Squad

When your squad goes to a public bathroom and begin urinating at the same time, creating a loud urination noise.

After the movie Tiko and his buddies went to the bathroom and began a firing squad.

by Tiko IWNL September 3, 2018

Goon Squad

Goon Squad is a term used to refer to the youtube channel “Goon Squad”. They are a group of losers that goof around and make top notch content.

“Hey have you watch the new Goon Squad video?”

“Yah i have, obviously. They sure are a great youtube channel and I love them!”

by Jonedog March 1, 2020

Boner Squad

The best rap collective/gang. Original members are Lil Femboy, Lil Big Pi$$, and Yung Assclown. Est. 2020

Yo I been listening to hella Boner Squad recently. They are the best rappers ever!

by Cul Gi January 25, 2021

alphabet squad

another name for the lgbtq+ community

guy 1: woah man pride month is very gay
guy 2: be careful saying stuff like that, the alphabet squad might come for you
tbh: yipee

by smippysnippy June 27, 2022

Underwater Squad

A group of people that are social outcasts. They are avid anime lovers to a level that is unhealthy and downright cringy. They can't communicate like normal functioning adults and use anime related memes and weeb talk instead. They have no social life and therefore value online interaction more than real life. They will hold grudges against you even if you didnt wrong them personally, since they value social justice ad absurdum. They will remain low life individuals and never achieve anything meaningful in life. They are still virgin and will most likely lose their virginity to their bisexual friend that may or may not be attracted to underage looking girls.

I used to be a member of the underwater squad, but then I got a life and left.

by Brexit Enthusiast November 8, 2018

Drop Squad

A group of people (2-6) who decide to all drop acid at the same time, usually before a big event

Ex: Concerts, Homecoming, Prom, Amusement Park Trips etc.

P1: Hey, there's a party at Jake's place tonight, wanna come?

P2: Drop Squad?

P1: Drop Squad.

by L'tandré Jones February 9, 2017